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How to kill your wife quickly

First
Stop smoking for your wife.
In the meantime, my wife, who’s been secretly addicted to second-hand smoking, may die of withdrawal.

the second
Save your allowance and prepare a surprise for your wife’s birthday.
If you order sweet wine at a fancy restaurant and hand over a luxury bag, you might be surprised and die of a heart attack.

Third
Spend the weekend with your wife on vacation with your family. In the meantime, give your wife time to rest, such as housekeeping, cleaning, baby-sitting, etc. Your wife might die because she’s anxious about the housekeeping she left to you.

Fourth
Tell your wife you love her in the morning and evening. I thought my husband was a little weird, so I thought he was up to something.
If she can’t find it, she might die of frustration.

First
Stop smoking for your wife.
In the meantime, my wife, who’s been secretly addicted to second-hand smoking, may die of withdrawal.

the second
Save your allowance and prepare a surprise for your wife’s birthday.
If you order sweet wine at a fancy restaurant and hand over a luxury bag, you might be surprised and die of a heart attack.

Third
Spend the weekend with your wife on vacation with your family. In the meantime, give your wife time to rest, such as housekeeping, cleaning, baby-sitting, etc. Your wife might die because she’s anxious about the housekeeping she left to you.

Fourth
Tell your wife you love her in the morning and evening. I thought my husband was a little weird, so I thought he was up to something.
If she can’t find it, she might die of frustration.

Fifth
Let your wife actively participate in leisure activities and gatherings of friends. I might die of drooling in my mouth while chatting.

Sixth
Buy her everything she wants to eat. I might die of indigestion from eating too much.

Eighth
Go home early without drinking and have fun with your child. He may die of jealousy because he prefers his father to his mother.

the ninth time
Muscular bodies in a spare time working out and on the stomach in, please. If you bury yourself in between your abs, you might choke to death.

It won’t kill you.



Let’s live happily together.

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